The Bard & the Bush Twins

Did any of you just see the Bush twins speak at the RNC? I didn't know it was the fucking teen choice awards. Upon mentioning that they just graduated from college and would be looking for something to do in the next four years, I thought: Hell yes you both will be looking for something to do cuz the job market sucks donkey balls thanks to Daddy!!! Jenna sound like she just pulled a bong with Martina McBride and Barbara hinted at having the secret service protect her from all the pinkos at Yale. Who would wanna live in Connecticut anyway? Ladies, Get thee to a nunnery!