First week down!

Lawschool students are a special breed who pull bullshit moves like hiding casebooks. Thus rendering them unvailable for others who still need to do the research. Or they spread rumors and assasinate another student's character. These actions are done to psych out the competition In other words, law school is full of assholes and I am no exception. With this spirit in mind I pulled a little assholic behavior myself this past week.
I befriended all of the students in my area and promised them a ride to school on the first day (The day the seating chart is made concrete) I went so far as to call them the night before to establish what time to pick them up. Of course, I never showed up, leaving those five people flustered and late on their first day. My seat in the front row firmly ensconsed, I sat in rapt attention. 45 minutes into the first class my would be passengers began to trickle in. While they were harried and thrown off, I was comfortable in the knowledge my career as a large hungry shark in a small ocean had commenced. Next...a lesson in Intentional Torts