Contract Question
When Darth Vader pointed out to Lando Calrissian that he was taking Leia and the Wookie off of Cloud City, did he break a contract by altering the bargin? With that in mind, read the following run down of the trailer for the next STAR WARS movie- Revenge of The Sith
SPOILER ACTION FOR EPISODE III-The first half of trailer consists of a familiar voice over with Alec Guinness. Fans will love to hear him speak his monologue to Luke from A New Hope about "Jedi Knights always being the guardians of peace." As we hear these familiar phrases, they've intercut shots from various Star Wars episodes, excluding Episode 3. Only when the monologue ends with "Vader was seduced by the dark side of the Force" about 40 seconds into the trailer do we see the face of Anakin. He is partly covered with dark hood, looking positively evil.
This is followed by the shot of erupting volcanoes, then some sort of volcanic field with crab-like creatures and then darkness, all accompanied by Vader breathing. Then the following is heard:
Sidious: "Lord Vader..."
Vader: "Yes?"
Sidious: "Rise."
Then we see Anakin in full Vader gear rising on some sort of operating table to which he is chained. The rising is slow and is intercut with shot of various Star Wars main characters. When the table has fully risen so that Vader is basically standing upright, the meatiest part of trailer begins, with many, many shots from Episode III. Most of them are very, very short - this will be something for freeze-frame fanatics to analyze.
The ones that stuck in my memory:
Dozens of Wookiees on some sort of floating platform.
Padme with signature Leia hairdo.
The Tri-Fighter, aka the precursor to the TIE fighter with three curving wings and guns mounted between each wing. They shoot red lasers.
The ARC Clonefigthter, aka the precursor to X-Wing, with three wings on each side.
A gigantic starship being sprayed by streams of something that looks like dense acid.
The trailer ends with the title "THE SAGA IS COMPLETE - MAY 2005"
SPOILER ACTION FOR EPISODE III-The first half of trailer consists of a familiar voice over with Alec Guinness. Fans will love to hear him speak his monologue to Luke from A New Hope about "Jedi Knights always being the guardians of peace." As we hear these familiar phrases, they've intercut shots from various Star Wars episodes, excluding Episode 3. Only when the monologue ends with "Vader was seduced by the dark side of the Force" about 40 seconds into the trailer do we see the face of Anakin. He is partly covered with dark hood, looking positively evil.
This is followed by the shot of erupting volcanoes, then some sort of volcanic field with crab-like creatures and then darkness, all accompanied by Vader breathing. Then the following is heard:
Sidious: "Lord Vader..."
Vader: "Yes?"
Sidious: "Rise."
Then we see Anakin in full Vader gear rising on some sort of operating table to which he is chained. The rising is slow and is intercut with shot of various Star Wars main characters. When the table has fully risen so that Vader is basically standing upright, the meatiest part of trailer begins, with many, many shots from Episode III. Most of them are very, very short - this will be something for freeze-frame fanatics to analyze.
The ones that stuck in my memory:
Dozens of Wookiees on some sort of floating platform.
Padme with signature Leia hairdo.
The Tri-Fighter, aka the precursor to the TIE fighter with three curving wings and guns mounted between each wing. They shoot red lasers.
The ARC Clonefigthter, aka the precursor to X-Wing, with three wings on each side.
A gigantic starship being sprayed by streams of something that looks like dense acid.
The trailer ends with the title "THE SAGA IS COMPLETE - MAY 2005"
posted by whiskeydick at 2:16 PM
3 Comments:
Why did you capotolize 'Bargain' in the first paragraph? Is is because you are an immoral, defunct, slug not fit to be stepped on by the emotionless boot of humanitarian progress? Or was it a typo? Hard to tell.
Star Wars needs to get off the computer generated ballyhoo and just have above average actors portray somewhat interesting sequences in a millenium falcon scene. That's all, no more. Jar JAr Binks can . . . well, children might be reading this. Jar Jar can describe the anatomy of the lower humanoid when I rip out his abdomen and make him tell me the organs by name. Wow, that was so 4rth grade. I am regressing. All the Whiskydick, none of the carbs. I just go crazy!
>This is followed by the shot of erupting volcanoes, then some sort of volcanic field with crab-like creatures
I am getting excited. I once laid a girl with crabs. You would think she lived on the coast, but actually she was from the pacific northwest, and her fater owned a mayple syurup business out of Vancouver. I thought the crabs would freeze in the thirty degree cold and snow. But no, the only thing that took care of the littel beasts was WD-40 and my Bic.
I don't want to make b a capitol of any state in the Union. Why Larry, what ever are you talking about?
Right on with your Star Wars assesment. Sorry to hear about pubic crustatians. (sp?)
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