No recovery for plaintiff who witnessed dismemberment of her poodle by defendant's St. Bernard...

I have discovered Satan roams amongst my fellow Law School classmates!! His house does not reek of sulfur and rotting flesh; it smells rather, like a urinal in the bathroom used by the shipping department at the Yankee Candle Factory. I know this because of study group sessions he has held at his apartment.
He revealed his true self in one of my torts classes last week. Apparently my study "buddy" watched a person choke to death in a posh Manhattan restaurant. Satan decided it was better for the person to choke rather than take on the possible liability of rendering life giving aid. You see, Satan is an EMT only he was not licensed in the state where the choking took place so he crouched down in his own filthy fear and watched a man die. Did I mention he is a Republican?
VOTE BUSH OUT!!!
I would rather see Anne Coulter complain for the next four years than to see her and Satan gloat.